The other day I was sitting in a pub with a friend having a few beers. Suddenly the table got sprayed from above with a couple of white drops. It didn’t take long for me to realize that I almost got shat on. I bet there was this pigeon flying above me thinking: “Mmmm, look at that dude down there. He’s so nice… for me to poop on!!!*” Luckily it just missed me (and my beer).
*© by Triumph, the insult comic dog